It's Paddies Day today, so wee Irish Noel is in the pub (of course) with some sage Guinness-induced advice/rants about how to ride when you're drunk, which you can bet Noel knows how to do...
Lets start get with 'getting on a lift' - don't mess it up like these guys did:
However, if you manage to clean a skier out - that's fine.
Next, if you have managed to get on the lift, only one piece of advice - stay on it:
When you get off the lift, just make sure you've bent down and strapped that shit in. It's not that hard...
And remember to pop, even if you're going over the smallest lip:
Remember - 'rolling down the windows' doesn't make you go further
And when it doesn't, alcohol will help get rid of the pain that this kind of slam causes:
Polish up your beer goggles, or you might end up doing a 'coyote-ugly'...
A St. Patrick's Day Drinking Session | The Daily Blizzard, Ep. 55
EPICTV, the EPICTV logo and all other EPICTV marks are trademarks of Elisa Oyj. Banana Fingers and the Banana Fingers logo are trademarks of Banana Fingers Ltd.